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THE FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN GIVES MY BUTT PAUSE BUT THEN I REALIZE HOW POWERFUL AND UNIQUE I AM AND WE POUND ENTHUSIASTICALLY
Grendo Beeps is an astronomer who’s lost focus. While he once gazed out at the stars with genuine curiosity, that feeling has slowly devolved into a powerful existential dread. After all, if the universe is infinitely big, then he must be infinitely small and meaningless.
Hoping to conquer his apprehension of this cosmic vastness, Grendo calls up the physical manifestation of his fear of the unknown and asks him to dinner. Soon enough, the two of them are learning that their place in the universe is more important, powerful and unique that Grendo ever realized… culminating in a hardcore anal pounding between curious man and handsome physically manifested concept!
POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE UNEXPECTEDLY EARLY ARRIVAL OF CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
Joel loves the holidays, but he’s patient enough to celebrate them as they come.
Because of this, the handsome holiday enthusiast has a complete breakdown when he learns that Christmas decorating is starting especially early this year, well before Thanksgiving. Now that this final boundary has been crossed, Joel doesn’t know what to do with himself, and a direct encounter with the physically manifested concept of unexpectedly early Christmas decorating has him even more confused.
But things start to get a little clearer when Joel and this sentient idea begin to fall hard for one another, all culminating in a hardcore encounter that definitely won’t cum too soon!
NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK “NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT’S OKAY” AND THAT’S OKAY
World famous author, Luck Dingle, needs a vacation. Taking a break from the cold of Billings, Luck travels to Hawaii only to discover that the sentient, physical manifestation of his latest book, Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That’s Okay, has embarked on a similar journey.
