POUNDED BY MY HANDSOME GHOST BOATS

Back home for the summer after his first year in college, Ralph is ready to relax by the pool and catch some rays. Unfortunately, his family’s home is still haunted by the ghosts of several speedboats that died in a tragic marina fire at his father’s dealership.

When the undead vessels show up with some cute guys they picked up from the beach, things immediately get frustrating for Ralph, but it’s not long before the jealousy kicks in and he realizes that the attention of these spectral ships is more important than he thought.

Soon, Ralph is showing the boats that he knows how to party just as hard as any other beach bro, in a homoerotic ghost boat gangbang!

POUNDED BY THE POUND: TURNED GAY BY THE SOCIOECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS OF BRITAIN LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNION

When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.

In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.

Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.