{"product_id":"thirst-trapp-farms-christina-hill","title":"Thirst Trapp Farms - Christina Hill (Local Author!)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eAvery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI'm cursed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery time I make a big life change, someone kicks the bucket. My goldfish didn’t deserve to go belly up so young.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEver since the big life-altering, world-shifting, devastating event—that shall not be named—tore my family apart, I’ve only been half-living. That’s why I struggled with the idea of moving from North Dakota to a farm in Big Timber, Montana to help start a spa for visiting guests. I’ve been a massage therapist for years and love helping other people, but I’m terrified that someone else will drop dead while I reach for my dreams of starting a spa.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf I had known Trapp Farms came complete with its own bearded underwear model, I would have stayed home. Now I’m forced to work for someone who believes shirts are optional. I don’t expect to keep my eyeballs to myself, but when his ex-girlfriend shows up, I just might have to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eWyatt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI should have checked to make sure Avery was an ogre with missing teeth before hiring her. Now my family is going to think I have a mail-order bride living in one of the rental cabins, because she’s the opposite of a green swamp creature. She’s beautiful. And me? I’m back where I started in the small town I grew up in, living with my Granny after running my start-up into the ground.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThings have been better.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhile I'm trying to provide guests a full-frontal farm experience that includes: cow hugging, camping, horseback riding, and farm-to-table dinners—not all at the same time—Avery is here to create a relaxing environment for the guests, nothing more. Try telling that to Granny who’s taken it upon herself to make Avery my ninety-day fiancé. But I have bigger issues: new letters from the bank showing up weekly. The pressure to make the farm profitable is on my shoulders, and I’ve got the summer to do it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Christina Hill","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45416533786821,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/2426\/4645\/files\/IMG_5893.jpg?v=1765487196","url":"https:\/\/exesandohsbooks.myshopify.com\/products\/thirst-trapp-farms-christina-hill","provider":"Exes\u0026Ohs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}