{"product_id":"living-object-volume-24-chuck-tingles","title":"Living Object  (Volume 29) - Chuck Tingles","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN GIVES MY BUTT PAUSE BUT THEN I REALIZE HOW POWERFUL AND UNIQUE I AM AND WE POUND ENTHUSIASTICALLY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrendo Beeps is an astronomer who’s lost focus. While he once gazed out at the stars with genuine curiosity, that feeling has slowly devolved into a powerful existential dread. After all, if the universe is infinitely big, then he must be infinitely small and meaningless.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHoping to conquer his apprehension of this cosmic vastness, Grendo calls up the physical manifestation of his fear of the unknown and asks him to dinner. Soon enough, the two of them are learning that their place in the universe is more important, powerful and unique that Grendo ever realized… culminating in a hardcore anal pounding between curious man and handsome physically manifested concept!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE UNEXPECTEDLY EARLY ARRIVAL OF CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJoel loves the holidays, but he’s patient enough to celebrate them as they come.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause of this, the handsome holiday enthusiast has a complete breakdown when he learns that Christmas decorating is starting especially early this year, well before Thanksgiving. Now that this final boundary has been crossed, Joel doesn’t know what to do with himself, and a direct encounter with the physically manifested concept of unexpectedly early Christmas decorating has him even more confused.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut things start to get a little clearer when Joel and this sentient idea begin to fall hard for one another, all culminating in a hardcore encounter that definitely won’t cum too soon!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK “NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT’S OKAY” AND THAT’S OKAY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWorld famous author, Luck Dingle, needs a vacation. Taking a break from the cold of Billings, Luck travels to Hawaii only to discover that the sentient, physical manifestation of his latest book, Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That’s Okay, has embarked on a similar journey.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exes\u0026Ohs","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46883505897669,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/exesandohsbooks.myshopify.com\/products\/living-object-volume-24-chuck-tingles","provider":"Exes\u0026Ohs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}