{"product_id":"living-object-volume-15-chuck-tingles-copy","title":"Living Object  (Volume 15) - Chuck Tingles","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePOUNDED BY THE SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF MY INCORRECTLY ANNOUNCED BEST PICTURE WINNER\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen Chirpo is asked to present the award for best picture at The Buttcademy Awards, he is both thrilled and nervous. On one hand, it’s an honor to be going to such a prestigious event, but on the other, it’s Hollywood lore that you’re not supposed to attend until you’ve been nominated yourself. Now, Chirpo is worried that the curse will strike him down with an embarrassing, career ending moment of bad luck.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnfortunately, this moment comes quickly, when Chirpo accidently reads from the envelope for best actress instead of best picture, falsely giving The Buttcademy Award to Butt Butt Land instead of Moonman, the rightful winner. The mistake is quickly correctly, but Chirpo has already taken off into an alley behind the theater, where he meets the handsome sentient manifestation of his own award show error.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCan Chirpo come to terms with his living best picture announcement mistake through a hardcore anal pounding? Or will he be doomed to Hollywood purgatory forever?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY HIS FABRICATED WIRETAPPING SCANDAL MADE UP TO REDIRECT FOCUS AWAY FROM HIS SEEMINGLY ENDLESS UNETHICAL CONNECTIONS TO RUSSIA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDomald Tromp hasn’t been listening to his Timeline Briefings, and now he’s in trouble. To the frustration of his staff, Domald’s incompetence has allowed several unethical timelines to get dangerously close to this one, and facts regarding his administration’s deep connections to the Russian government are leaking left and right.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDomald decides to solve this problem old-fashioned way, with a tweet brazenly declaring that the previous President was wiretapping him. Domald hopes his bizarre fabrication will now dominate the news cycle while he heads out to golf with his Russian T-Rex buddies. Unfortunately, he has simply opened an even bigger can of worms.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNow Domald is forced to confront the physical manifestation of his fictional wiretapping scandal, and is about to learn that his tweet could cause him a lot of problems whether it’s true or not. Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore anal pounding on the golf course that will have your jaw on the floor!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHE HANDSOME PRETENDO SWAP JOYSTICKS AND PORTABLE SCREEN SLAM MY BUTT WHILE ALSO ALLOWING ME TO CONTROL MY GAME\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRippy grew up an avid gamer, but as time wore on he found himself losing interest, unable to make any real connection to the video games that once brought him so much joy. It seems like this is a hobby Rippy will never truly enjoy again, until he spots a commercial for the Pretendo Swap, an entertainment system so advanced that it can be used at home, on the road, or in your butt.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRippy finds the perfect Pretendo Swap, named Tortin. Soon enough, this pair will test their gaming skills with a full anal insertion of both joysticks and a single portable screen.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exes\u0026Ohs","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46883486171333,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/exesandohsbooks.myshopify.com\/products\/living-object-volume-15-chuck-tingles-copy","provider":"Exes\u0026Ohs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}